LOL ---- I think it was good timing on the post ---- good one Tom
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave Knight
dknig288@comcast.
HOOK'EM HORNS 1969
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From: Diesel-RVs@yahoogro
Behalf Of Tom Bernardi
Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2008 11:21 AM
To: Diesel-RVs@yahoogro
Subject: [Diesel-RVs] Another Fun Off Topic - especially for everyone on
this board that loves to talk about MPG and Torque vs. Horsepower
New Mathematical Equivalencies.
clever!
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 micro Scope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1
bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet of silver in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1000 kilograms of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
26. 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
Hospital = 1 IV League
27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
Happy New Year, All!
C'mon - better than talking about sundials!
Tom (and Sally), Odessa FL
'07 National RV TropiCal LX 35' / Freightliner Chassis / 350HP CaterpillarR
C7 turbo / '06 Honda CRV SE A/T
<mailto:tom@
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