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>
> This may be old to many of you, but I've really enjoyed the
nitrogen
> banter - I had no idea there were so many brilliant people in this
> group. I live in Southern California, and this has been more
> entertaining and educational than walking down Hollywood blvd...
With
> that - hope you enjoy this piece I found on another RV site:
>
> Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously...
>
> 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
>
> 2. A day without sunshine is like... Night.
>
> 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>
> 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>
> 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>
> 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
>
> 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
>
> 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>
> 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
> cheese in the trap.
>
> 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
>
> 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>
> 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
>
> 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>
> 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
>
> 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
>
> 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
>
> 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
>
> 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
>
> 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
>
> 20 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
>
> 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
>
> 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
>
> 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
>
> 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
> happened.
>
> 25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall
off.
>
> 26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear
> bright until you hear them speak.
>
> 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . .it's more like a jar
of
> jalapenos. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
This is too funny and sounds like George Calin.
Jim
>
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